Stupid Is As Stupid Does

It seems to me that the British Royal family should take a lesson from Forrest Gump.

The Royal family is once again all astir over the publication of nude photos of Princess Kate.

They don’t seem to grasp that they are among the most photographed people on the planet, that their photographs are much in demand by tabloids around the world, and that the more lurid and graphic the photo, the bigger the paycheck for the photographer who snaps it.

Now personally, I don’t think her photos could be any more titillating than random snapshots of a bean pole, but I guess this is all a matter of one’s personal taste.

Here’s a tip for the Royals: If you decide to take your clothes off, don’t do it outside or in relatively public places.

Now is that so hard?

If it was up to me, there wouldn’t be a Royal family in the first place. There’s never been a more pretentious, pompous, and arrogant group of people than they.

But I have to admit their unbounded righteous indignation at having their prodigious sensibilities offended does offer a bit of comic relief to an otherwise ordinary day.

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